It’s been raining a lot. Like, a lot a lot, and this is
something that, as a kayaker, I like. A proposition came my way in the latter
half of last week about the prospect of boating Saturday (the 21st),
which I was keen for. A decision was made to take a road trip down to Devon to
have a look at the River Dart. With all the plans set, I was to pick up Helena
and Jonny in the morning and meet Stu, Max and Alex down at Dartmeet.
I remember Friday evening thinking an early night will see
Saturday morning come even quicker. I liken it to the feeling as a kid on
Christmas Eve. And like magic the alarm went off at 0700, and I was like,
‘Wait… what the f**k? Why the hell did I want this early morning wake up to
come quickly. This sucks balls!’ Early mornings do tend to be the worst part of
a kayaking day, and with the chilly weather it was not a welcome feeling. However
I got out of bed, changed, packed and got to Helena’s ready to go. A quick load
of the boats onto the roof and we were off. Some hearty banter ensued and we
were in Devon as quick as a flash.
The Dart looked bum-clenchingly high, and when Stu and Max
eventually turned up we decided to run the West Dart in the (late) morning.
This was a nice river, with a couple of tasty sections in the first half and an
exciting ending before the get out. Good clean fun by all, with everyone
looking good on the water.
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Helena on one of the rapids |
We stopped at the get on for the upper section of
the Dart to have lunch, but with only a few hours of light left, and with the
levels still lapping above what we really wanted, we decided (in a cowardly
manner) to jump on the Loop section.
The Loop was bouncy and had some cool waves. About a third
of the way down, we saw a canoe in the middle of the river, caught on a
submerged tree. No one was about, and we stopped to make sure everything was
OK. Not finding anyone bank side, and luckily no one in the canoe itself, we
decided the manly thing to do would be to get the thing out of the water. With
Jonny at the side, and me just below the canoe, we managed to get a line
attached to it.
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The canoe, mid-stream |
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Jonny's perfect line!!! |
Then came a while as we decided the best course of action to pull the boat in. With some intelligence at the helm, and a bit of brute
strength, we got the boat to the side. So far the team consisted of myself,
Jonny, Max and Stu, whilst Helena and Alex were watching from the other side.
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Max, just chilling it on a tree. No biggy |
We
told the two spectators to head downstream and we would get the canoe to them
(which was the side with the road on). Once we paddled it across, Helena and
Alex dragged it out and proceeded to take a vast array of hero photos of them
with the canoe!!! As proper gents, the four of us would have not done anything
of the sort; our plan would have been to stay humble and maybe just write about
the ordeal in a blog, post footage of the heroic rescue in any video we ever
make (until we do something else manly) and forever embellish the story when
told, until it becomes a tale of saving a poor child’s life whilst
simultaneously fighting off savage bears with our bare hands. However to ensure
that there was evidence of our achievement, we swiftly exited our kayaks to get
the great shot.
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The four Musketeers |
We got off the river just before sunset, and a quick change
saw Jonny, Helena and I on the road back to Cardiff. I managed to head the
wrong way to start with, so we took the scenic root, through Dartmoor, back to
the M5 and home. In all a successful day out, with some good kayaking and
laughs with mates.
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